Just Some Stellar Thoughts

Okay so I just realized that writing for fun is totally different than writing with a sole purpose or for any teacher. This 10 essay assignment is just obsure. I'm almost done with the first set of 10. Hitting the books again later to get going on the second set of 10.

Let's see, it's a lovely Saturday night...I think.

Anyways, to the things that real people really want to read about.

RUMOR CONTROL...SINCE WHEN DO FINCHES HAVE EMOTIONS?
Little Feathered Finches

So I just found about this DOUBLE identity (yes, that's right, she has a legal name and a fake name!) bird (well a Finch to be politically correct). This Finch is very special...so special that no one knows whether it is a girl or a guy (maybe it's both?). As far as looks go, it's unknown exactly what color its feathers are. Eyes are bright brown. From what I understand, this bird just does not know what it wants. It says one thing, writes another, and totally psychs people out. What good is that? I know those reading this are like what is this about? But really, if you read about this Finch, too, you'd be sitting there with your mouth WIDE open. Reading, Rereading, Staring, just like wow.

I don't really know what lead me to want to know...ah know is over-rated...read about is more like it...this Finch. I think it was a Foreign (European/British maybe?) Birdwatcher. He came on very strong and just totally led me to believe everything he said was the brutal honest truth. Sadly, don't believe everything that everyone says, EXCEPT for this:

1. Birdwatchers only pay attention to the looks of the bird.
2. Birdwatchers like to receive things in return.
3. Birdwatchers consist mostly of men that do not have anything better to do.
4. Birdwatchers make BIG mistakes.
5. Foreign Birdwatchers are susceptible of being tricked by native Finches.

I was recently on a stroll through numerous web pages and thought that those of you that do not know what a Finch looks like should have some visuals. (After all, a picture is worth 1000 words right?)

image courtesy of google images

So there you have it, the 15 species of Finch.

woops, my bad there's only 14 shown up there...that's because I forgot the spotlight Finch.

Because of legal reasons, I'm unable to post the EXACT 15th species of Finch. I'll just do my best to describe the feeling this Finch gives off:

To the average person- OMG? REALLY? You must be kidding there is no such thing as a Finch that has emotions and even thinks about having two identities.

To the Foreign Birdwatcher- OH baby. This Finch is so gorgeous. If I could, I'd take its DNA and transcode it to make a HUMAN!

To the Finch- I have feelings. I get stressed. I need to LIE to people about everything! It's my job. I am just so beautiful.

To 3OH!3-

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes,
Makes a man go (whoot whoo)

Don't Trust a Hoe (or a Finch)!

Well that's it for now...more Finch Spottings in the future.